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🔴 LIVEChaosRant your frustration to a stranger
by Oruke Joy
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The marketplace for services that shouldn't exist.
Auction your strangest talents. Bid on things you never knew you needed. This isn't Fiverr. This is unhinged.
Real vibes. Real chaos. Really happening.
I'll argue with your landlord in a British accent
Starting at ₦5,000
Professional hype man for your morning routine
Starting at ₦3,500
I'll write a breakup text for your toxic ex
Starting at ₦2,000
Exist in your Zoom background menacingly
Starting at ₦4,000
Send your enemy 47 voice notes of me humming
Starting at ₦1,500
Professional third wheel for awkward dates
Starting at ₦8,000
I'll gaslight your houseplants into growing
Starting at ₦2,500
Cry on command for your TikTok content
Starting at ₦3,000
^ These are examples. The actual vibes are even weirder.
Because "normal" is boring
Logo design? Go to Fiverr. Here we auction the unexplainable, the chaotic, the services that make you ask "wait, people pay for this?"
Live auctions where anything goes. Watch prices climb as people fight over who gets their morning motivation from a stranger screaming at them.
Escrow payments mean your money is protected until the chaos is delivered. We're unhinged, not scammers.
Built in Nigeria, for Nigerians, paid in Naira. Local vibes, global weirdness.
It's simple. Probably.
Browse vibes that make you go "wait, what?" — that's when you know you've found the right one.
Place your bid. Watch others panic-bid. Feel the adrenaline of fighting for someone's weird talent.
Your money sits in escrow until the chaos is delivered. Paystack keeps it secure. We keep it weird.
Get the weirdest service of your life. Leave a review. Question your life choices. Come back for more.