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Watch the sunset with me
by Oruke Joy
Current bid
₦1,000
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The market is opening
Bid on chaos.
Win the weird.
Let’s be honest: ordinary marketplaces are painfully predictable. This is where unusual talent, ridiculous requests and real money collide.
What happens here
Not shopping.
Spectating.
We turn services into live entertainment. Discover a strange offer, watch the bids climb, then take home a story no ordinary checkout could give you.
Live lots
On the block now.
How it works
From strange idea to winning bid.
Auction Me Vibe combines live bidding with protected payments, so the chaos stays fun and the transaction stays clear.
Read the full guide ↗Browse live listings
Explore unusual services, creative gigs, and novelty offers inside the live marketplace.
Place competitive bids
Bid in naira while the clock runs and watch the competition unfold in real time.
Pay securely
The selected winner checks out through Paystack with a clear, verifiable payment reference.
Confirm delivery
Payment stays protected until the work is delivered and the transaction is completed.
For creators
Turn your weird talent into real money.
Personality, originality, and niche skills deserve more than a fixed-price listing. Let people compete for what only you can make.
Start selling ↗01
Suggested pricing so beginners do not undercharge themselves
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AI title generation for instantly stronger listings
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Description prompts that make weird services sound irresistible
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Demand hints so creators know what people are likely to buy
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A listing quality preview before anything goes live
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A guided flow that makes publishing feel playful, not clinical
Trust & safety
Wild ideas.
Serious protection.
Buyers get a structured payment and delivery path. Creators get a clear record of every auction and transaction.
Safety and escrow ↗Paystack checkout
Winning buyers pay through a trusted payment flow with clear references and verification.
Protected release
Delivery is confirmed before the creator receives the final payment release.
Verified profiles
Identity signals, reviews, and account history help buyers choose with confidence.
Dispute support
A recorded transaction trail gives our support team the context to review problems fairly.
Things people actually auction
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A cinematic trailer for your ordinary Tuesday
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A voice note from your imaginary nemesis
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A terrible portrait you will somehow love
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The perfect name for your impossible-to-name pet
New weird listings every week 🌀
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